Beaten by a pillow...

While enjoying the festivities of Christmas my old dear tries to wind me up which backfires leaving her beaten by a pillow. All in jest though.

My new project....

I have to lay low on terrorising the mother because she keeps expecting it now so i've focused my attention on other projects. Below is my new film entitled "Man eaten by mars bar wrapper", a consensual fear among all i'm sure you'll agree....

Another day, another bout of abuse!!

When I was in my room completely bored with nothing to do I was brought to the attention of the perfect opportunity to pounce. This time she was sitting peacefully reading the paper and so I capitalised.

Mothers ironing experience...

So she is ironing her clothes for work and i just get the urge to fucking make her whole boring experience of ironing even worse.

WARNING: the bitch screams at the beginning so be aware, next time i'll silence her truly!

She shot me down...

As ever this bitch was jesting around so i thought i'd sort her out but she beat me at my own game. this don't make me happy so she better watch her back.

My idea of festive spirit

Yeah so again this bitch was sitting on her lazy ass doing some shit with the christmas cards, i dunno, i dont care but she deserved what was in store....

My mum's a good sport

This bitch takes a good owning while sitting on her ass watching T.V